She Ditched Us...

Les,

You notice there is someone here who is not here?  You know, I'm wondering why she set us up here, is she sick of us and figured we'd be stupid enough to come here and read and write about each other, comment, and stay busy (thus, leaving her alone)?  Hmmm... or is she okay?  Have you heard from her lately?  Do you know she is okay?  I'm not out of bed or calling right now, so please do let me know.

I owe you some fun.  There's a commercial playing in the midst of my right wing political news and crime shows, I'll go for it.  Love you both, even the invisible one.  Ask me someday to tell you the book I'm writing (hee, hee) that I made up while dad and I were in line for our awards banquet at Atlantis.  It has to do with being here.  Or not.

Jennifer, remember when?

You were so tiny and red and sweet. I loved my baby.  I don't remember if we were able to hold you much, but we sure loved you.  Chari tortured you with that mask though. I stuck up for you, after she'd show it to you and you'd freak out, I was the one holding you and laughing so hard I almost threw up.  LOL

All I can think is Guillermo in the closet but I know that's not his name.  But yea, him.  Terry and Yvonne Pecor?  Swimming at the only pool on the block in Montclair?  The park?  The library?  Walking around nude because it was so dang hot (112) and we had no air except the one mom used on herself and never gave us permission to use SO WE DIDN'T?  Baseball?  Ice skating - which I always wanted to do.  Our adorable gymnastics pictures when we did it together?  Chocolate cake?  Barbies who have the best houses and never speak?

Iranian 711?  Understanding why I needed to put on make-up to get mom cigarettes (I figured you wouldn't, LOL)?  When neither of us drank soda and could care less?  Aunt Irma?  Making french fries from scratch?  Crystal Light (ummm, lemonade)?  Mac and cheese with no butter or milk?  Having no food?  The bread store?  

Tumbling out of the grocery cart in Slymar (I didn't think you'd even want to remember this one, don't worry, it's really for Chari and I to continue our guilt)?  Fa-fa-fer?  Electric Avenue?  Sleeping in a stinky playpen with Irish Setter puppies?  Hula hoops at Monte Vista school?  The steam room near the park in Montclair?  Garry and his candy in Lake Tahoe?  You and Sam singing Lucky Star in the back of my car?  Elizabeth?  Rick, Rick, Rick!?!?!? The twins?  Driving my car with all your friends inside?  Who's this?  Winnie Pooh...?  Crank calls?  Parties?  

That lip syncing club near the old Scolaris - or Mayfair?  Some guy with the last name "White?"  You coming over to my first house to do your homework?  Cleaning the house real quick?  Trying to hide your boobs?  Buying Alexis her first light purple outfit (her first outfit ever, really) when we were in Mexico?  San Diego? Watching Purple Rain for the first time?  My hot pink Nikes?  Being the photographer for my modeling poses?  Waiting for me my first time?  Visits with mom?  Walking the "short" walk to the auction?

Your pretty hair cut that we have no clue now who really did it?  Maybe the same person who broke the vase?  Hey, maybe Julia did it?  LOL  How much you love/loved Alexis?  My surprise 22nd birthday party and the guy you met at the mall?  Losing your wallet on a roller coaster?  Chari not letting us listen to Michael Jackson as loud as she listened to country music (blah!)?  Me punching her?  You biting or nailing me?  Throwing lemonade in my eyes (what is it with you and lemonade?).  CeeCee and you and I in front of the fireplace, my knee went out and you guys didn't know it, so you were laughing while I cried?

Whitney Houston's You Give Good Love To Me?  Chari winning the contest over who is the worst child/daughter/person?  Going to the buffet and not only having the same food, but in the exact same order on our plates at different times?  Our fight with Calista in Bishop?  When you said I was made because I didn't get to "shoot up?"  Waiting for everyone at Disneyland?  When Hudson was born?  Ah.  Try to forget, you are about to do something that stupid again!

When the green milk came out my boobies?  Helping me through the hardest time in my life?  Each time?  When we first did instant messages?  Our mountain walk to your house?  Charlie?  Eating out?  Thinking Clinton was the AntiChrist?  Voting for Clinton the next time?  The old woman at Long John Silver's the first time we ever talked about anything political?  Me thinking Somalia was a pretty name?  The party?  Me needing my license which was in your purse since I never knew where mine is (where is it now?)?  Everyone but the eight of us not drinking or doing drugs ditching us?

When Sizzler salad bar was good?  JJ's ear candy?  Becky cleaning without panties on - then bending over (yuch)?  Sitting in the back of the car with Grandma?  You telling Grandma you were going to call the police on her?  Operation (the game)?  Richard Langston?  You looking hot and adorable as Columbia?  Doing shots at Rocky Horror Picture Show?  Being there with Rob (gasp!).  When Rob hugged Mark and whispered sweet nothings really loud in his ear after the first quarter auction? Our boobie pictures?  Me showing you my phone slide show and forgetting not only what was on there but that there were "strings attached?"

OMGosh, "working" at KMart in the Revlon section?  Dropping all the make-up? Not showing up the next day or leaving early?  Godfather's pizza?  Being the only one who understands I can't talk or be talked to if I feel sick to my stomach (that would be right now, BTW).  Learning my baby Isaiah was no longer with us?

Wow, once again, I have a lot to say.  I'm going to go, though, nature calls.  I love you both.  Thanks for writing, Jennifer.  I love you.  We were worried about vaginas.