Jen's turn

1. Coming home from Pizza/Baskin Robbins and Julia squirting us with the hose to teach us a lesson?

I posted about this on the comments for Chari's turn


2. The contest about which one of us what the "real" bad one (if I recall, Chari won hands down, LOL)?

Same as #1

3. The "Spring Fling" garage sale for Moundhouse where Chari would NOT let us buy her major-ly awesome record albums?

Chari, you ran this, of course. We had it across the way, by the storage units. You rented a table. I took several of those albums! :drool Chari also sold my Danielson, one of the very few stuffed animals I kept. It was a shared bear, me and Tawni would give it to one another if the other needed him. I still miss him!


4. Name any Christmas (or Christmas's) that stand in your mind and why.

Staying up all night, sleeping altogether in Chari's room (in Tahoe) listening to 106.9 Christmas music, and all of us making cards with my new Crayola marker set that I had openned on Christmas Eve (a fav tradition of mine!). BTW- I picked that one bc I knew what it was. Julia sent me into her coke closet to get something and she forgot/didn't care that the presents were sitting there. Even to this day I hate knowing/looking/guessing what a present is. =(

And, later, the Christmas at my old empty house! When the kids thought someone stole Christmas! The day was so much fun and relaxing!!! And, Rob was there to see the whole crazy family in action and he STILL married me anyway!

The worst Christmas was 2006, when our house was burglarized just after. Not going to waste energy writing anymore about that. =(

5. Remember when Rob went golfing with Marty and he took our (mine and Jenn's) dare and mentioned courageously that [Rob] was a Mormon?

I think he said it to Marty at the house, and it lasted a minute or so. They did go golfing, though. Chari, that was when you and I were in your kitchen and I said something about thinking I would marry him. Wait, no, he was outside walking with Sarah and her googly eyes then, huh? Rob and I hadn't even said "I love you" yet!


6. Remember when Teraisa got married? What about the next time? How 'bout the most recent? Who's betting on a fourth marriage, LOL (NOT me!)?

Yes, wasn't allowed to go. Yes, you never called me, but I was at the bar waiting. Yes, the best one! No bets.

7. Since we are on the fact that Teraisa proves she loves well-which husband do you like the most and why?

Hmm, so many to choose from Joa! I had things I liked about each of them. I'll focus on Mark, bc anything else is stupid to discuss.

8. Does anyone still believe a bad dad is better than no dad (or, does it depend on the "bad" we are talking about)>?
Chari: WARNING DON'T READ THIS!!! MOVE ALONG TO THE NEXT ONE!

Joa, your dad's a fag. LOL


9. Read the following quote, then comment on YOUR mother (LOL)
"A California company has created an IQ test kit for dogs. It works like this: if you buy it, your dog is smarter than you." ~Seth Myers, Saturday Night Live, Ides of March 2008
Mom could have made a lot of money selling that kit.

10. Remember when we had to "kiss" that strange weirdo [allegedly] to get a "real" Christmas tree because we were "complaining" about a fake one? And tell me more... if Jenn is allergic to trees, why would we do that? Isn't that considered either your mom's a psycho or a compulsive liar or child abuse?

Well, I do have documentation that as an adult I am allergic to Evergreens. And, mom says I BEGGGGED her so she had to do it. If Hudson BEEEEGS me for a peanut anything you can be certain a kiss will never get him one.

11. Remember how well mom sang in the car? (I absolutely LOVED listening to her sing, especially-"Hey, have you happened to see the most beautiful girl in the world? And if you did...)

:love John Denver! YEah, she had a pretty voice, didn't she?

12. Why did we always buy mom perfume or cheap pretty jewelry, knowing she's "allergic" to both?

We're related? She'd buy them for us even if we were, right?

13. Remember when we bought mom the VCR and put it in the trash can, then took a picture of it at Christmastime as I put my big fat booty in foot-ed pink jammies?

You mean she used a new trash can to help disguise the VCR, right?

14. Who really broke the vase?

Marcia?

15. Let's go back to Chari telling Jennifer and Teraisa there were no onions in the enchiladas even though you could literally see them?

Yeah, Chari, that wasn't nice! Nor was (were?) TJ and I, fighting you on it, so I think we're even.

16. Jennifer's car got hit, but she needed to hurry and get to a movie--what's with that and would you do that today? I think I would. LOL

Only if there was damage, which there was in mine. I'm glad we stayed, bc I got the business info. He didn't have insurance so it took some hoops to get them to pay.

17. Why did Teraisa always have to stand when we three had our pictures together?

Well, bc I was too short, of course! And, when we were younger Chari was generally taller than TJ, so TJ stood so the three of us were better balanced. Oh, and then, when we tried it a different way it came out AWFUL!!!

18. KMart. 'nough said.
That for me?
19. run away when the lights come on, so odd. Don't talk about those things!20. Why do mosquito bites itch?' histamine reaction?


Ah, I did it!!! Love you all!